the roughest, toughest frail (spinooti) wrote in tabiasdotcom,
the roughest, toughest frail
spinooti
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Been in a creative thingy, dry spell, of late. The other day my friend and I were discussing things we have trouble drawing, and what measures we go to to avoid drawing them... which resulted in this.</p> Potty words ahoy.</p>

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"Anne?" asked Jander, peeking around the doorway. "Can I bend your ear for a tick?

 

"Bend away!" answered Anne. "What's up?"

 

"I know it's hard for you," he began, "and it's fine to take shortcuts...

 

"BUT WOULD YOU JUST LEARN TO DRAW FUCKING HANDS SO YOU CAN STOP CHOPPING MINE OFF TO KEEP FROM HAVING TO DRAW THEM???"

 

"..." said Anne.

 

"!!!" said Jander. His fresh stump backed him up with an enthusiastic spurt of blood.

 

",,," said Anne, now coated with a fresh layer.

 

"I know what will make you feel much better about this, Jan..."

"WHAT THE CRAP," he snarled, "COULD POSSIBLY MAKE THE LOSS OF MY HANDS ANY EASIER?"

"Two words," she answered.

 

"Pity. Fuck."

 

"...!" said Jander.

 

"....!!!" he added.

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"Have I ever mentioned how glad I am to be a part of Team Arche?" said Jander.

"I guessed as much," said Anne.

- THE END -

 

 

 

 

 

- EPILOGUE -

A few brainwaves away, Gerry's spider senses told her to run the fuck away.

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